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Tahirah Hairston's avatar

this was so great and exactly what i’ve been wanting to read about keith lee. lmao but going to chicago and going to nobu to prove to people that you do have a palette is so unserious 😭😂😭

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Marion Teniade's avatar

Like, the fact that he bumped into Kehlani outside of Nobu is the ENTIRE appeal of Nobu!

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Ramya Vivekanandan's avatar

This was hilarious! It was hard to qualify what irked me so much about this man (other than the misguided hate he showered on DC, where I live). But you’ve got it down spot on here! Lol

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Marion Teniade's avatar

Thank you so much!

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Tembe Denton-Hurst's avatar

I'm giggling!!! This was everything.

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Marion Teniade's avatar

Lolol thank you!!

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Ash T.'s avatar

I had to go back to beginning and read the opening paragraph to my gf. This was great!

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Marion Teniade's avatar

lol I love this, thank you!

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Emmanuella Chisom James's avatar

😂😂😂😂😊😊

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Marion Teniade's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Dakota's avatar

😭😭😭 the ending

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Marion Teniade's avatar

He’s. Too. CLOSE! 🤣

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Monica's avatar

He's absolutely right about nigiri! I do that too! But had never articulated it to myself before.

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Marion Teniade's avatar

He is! It’s good sushi technique!

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Deirdre Lewis's avatar

Laughed out loud at the first caption, this was too good.

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Marion Teniade's avatar

🤣 thank you so much!

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