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this was so great and exactly what i’ve been wanting to read about keith lee. lmao but going to chicago and going to nobu to prove to people that you do have a palette is so unserious 😭😂😭

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Like, the fact that he bumped into Kehlani outside of Nobu is the ENTIRE appeal of Nobu!

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This was hilarious! It was hard to qualify what irked me so much about this man (other than the misguided hate he showered on DC, where I live). But you’ve got it down spot on here! Lol

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Thank you so much!

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I'm giggling!!! This was everything.

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Lolol thank you!!

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I had to go back to beginning and read the opening paragraph to my gf. This was great!

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lol I love this, thank you!

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😂😂😂😂😊😊

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🙏🏽

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😭😭😭 the ending

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He’s. Too. CLOSE! 🤣

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He's absolutely right about nigiri! I do that too! But had never articulated it to myself before.

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He is! It’s good sushi technique!

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Laughed out loud at the first caption, this was too good.

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🤣 thank you so much!

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