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Ryan Gonzalez's avatar

Shit from a butt and poop from an ass, quiet luxury is all about class

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Marion Teniade's avatar

Bars 🤎

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Rick Quinn's avatar

I thought my job was worthless... and then I saw that someone gets paid to invent colors like Sand Dollar and their “concerns about the 2006 economy” rationales, so thank you for that.

Also, "shit from a butt" almost made me spit out my coffee.

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Marion Teniade's avatar

If it’s any consolation, I’m sure they’re letting ChatGPT write the descriptions now

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Teresa Whitfill's avatar

😂 This made me laugh so hard! Goes along with the haircut trends of 2025, also shit from a butt. 🤣

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Marion Teniade's avatar

Oh no, do I even want to know about these haircuts? 🫣

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Monica's avatar

"which somehow feels just right" already giggling

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Marion Teniade's avatar

It was a gloriously frivolous time

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Monica's avatar

That was the year I started at Swells. Yes, it sure was.

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Mikala Jamison's avatar

just ... out of curiosity as a fashion/clothes idiot.... about how much should a cashmere sweater cost if fair labor practices etc are observed??

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Marion Teniade's avatar

I'm far from an expert, but I'd say at least $100 and more likely closer to $150-$200 😣

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Melissa Meza's avatar

I saw this post and immediately thought “beige is bullshit. “ 😂

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Marion Teniade's avatar

swear on Chanel

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