Archive - Teniade Topics

The diminishing returns of nostalgia bait

The stars of my youth are flaming out.

May 9 •

April 2024

Ripley vs. Ripley

Spendere e spandere.

Apr 26 •

Which Kirsten Dunst movie are you?

A tribute to our most millennial actress.

Apr 12 •

This is not a COWBOY CARTER review

Relatedly, this ain't Texas.

Apr 5 •

March 2024

The two scenes that unlock Poor Things

“Un homme?” “Oui.” “Voilà.”

Mar 30 •

The Oscar has no clothes

Is American Fiction's success all an elaborate prank?

Mar 13 •

February 2024

Meg Ryan and the art of the amicable breakup

Whether she likes it or not, Meg Ryan occupies the comfiest, coziest nook of the romcom genre. Her most iconic contributions are snuggly, wistful…

Feb 13 •

Saving the Jurassic franchise

(Don't save her. She don't wanna be saved.)

Feb 9 •

January 2024

Jennifer Lopez: Now That's What I Call Me!

it's perfect, it's passion, it's setting me free.

Jan 19 •

Stanley, Stanley everywhere, and not a drop to drink

[insert joke about hockey once I care about hockey.]

Jan 12 •

December 2023

Teniade Topics, wrapped

What a year this has been.

Dec 29, 2023 •

What Love, Actually nails, actually

Take your humbugs elsewhere, Scrooges.

Dec 25, 2023 •

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